if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”
THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
WHY POST A SCREAMER THIS HALLOWEEN WHEN YOU COULD POST A SKELETON MEME?
- plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize