you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
I WANT ANOTHER TATTOO
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
its a porn site for my school
im annoyed that i dont make time for study, im annoyed that my grades are slipping and im annoyed that there is nobody else to blame but myself